Oh Sh!t Kit: Intuitive Anchor in Uncertain Times

Life will hand you an unexpected twist, a tough transition, or just a stretch of road that feels a little steep. Born from a place of warm absurdity and gentle resilience, the "Oh Sh!t Kit" isn't about panicking, it's your cozy, grounded map to help you navigate whatever hard times lie ahead over the next three months, whenever you need it most.

Whether you're facing a major shift, holding a tricky boundary, or just need a tactile reminder that your are stronger than the chaos around you, this kit is designed to help you find your footing and keep your magic intact. 

What's Inside Your Kit:

• Hand-Dipped Mullein "Hag Torch" Candle: Harvested straight from our grandmother's garden and hand-dipped in soy wax, these traditional folk torches burn wild, bright, and bold. Use when you need a powerful, visual clearing ritual to illuminate the path forward.
  • [SAFETY NOTE: These torches burn exuberantly with a large, strong flame! Always secure your Hag Torch upright in a heat-safe container filler with sand, soil, or heavy stones before lighting, and never leave unattended.]
• Polished Chert Worry Stones: Straight from our dad's personal collection, each piece hand-picked and polished. Heavy, smooth, and deeply comforting, it's selected to sit in the palm of your hand or pocket as a steady anchor when things feel overwhelming.
• 3 Intuitive Oracle Guidance Cards: Drawn specifically for your kit, this three-card spread offers a compassionate roadmap for your next 90 days. Expect gentle clarity and practical insights to help you navigate obstacles and trust your intuition.
• Hand-Crafted Tarot Charm Clip: Featuring an intuitively chosen mini tarot card charm, gold-tone hardware, and a glazed ceramic bead. Clip to your keyring, bag, or journal as a whimsical daily reminder of your own inner strength.